Adjectives

I'm dying for some new adjectives in pop culture. I watch a lot of HGTV and it seems that the people on that station have never picked up a thesaurus regarding beauty because everything is just "beautiful." The same is true on the rap/hip-hop/R&B Pandora station my wife is in to these days. Its like I can't get above a 3rd grade level of expression in my family room. I think adjectives are what add the flavors to conversation, even more so in art. Can I get some more creative expression, please?